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     Terms and Conditions 
     Welcome to Ret's ESL Jokes! 
     These terms and conditions outline the rules and regulations for the use of Ret's ESL Jokes's Website, located at jokes.rethabile-masilo.net. 
     By accessing this website we assume you accept these terms and conditions. Do not continue to use Ret's ESL Jokes if you do not agree to take all of the terms and conditions stated on this page. 
     The following terminology applies to these Terms and Conditions, Privacy Statement and Disclaimer Notice and all Agreements: "Client", "You" and "Your" refers to you, the person log on this website and compliant to the Company’s terms and conditions. "The Company", "Ourselves", "We", "Our" and "Us", refers to our Company. "Party", "Parties", or "Us", refers to both the Client and ourselves. All terms refer to the offer, acceptance and consideration of payment necessary to undertake the process of our assistance to the Client in the most appropriate manner for the express purpose of meeting the Client’s needs in respect of provision of the Company’s stated services, in accordance with and subject to, prevailing law of Netherlands. Any use of the above terminology or other words in the singular, plural, capitalization and/or he/she or they, are taken as interchangeable and therefore as referring to same. 
     We employ the use of cookies. By accessing Ret's ESL Jokes, you agreed to use cookies in agreement with the Ret's ESL Jokes's Privacy Policy.  
     Most interactive websites use cookies to let us retrieve the user’s details for each visit. Cookies are used by our website to enable the functionality of certain areas to make it easier for people visiting our website. Some of our affiliate/advertising partners may also use cookies. 
     Unless otherwise stated, Ret's ESL Jokes and/or its licensors own the intellectual property rights for all material on Ret's ESL Jokes. All intellectual property rights are reserved. You may access this from Ret's ESL Jokes for your own personal use subjected to restrictions set in these terms and conditions. 
     You must not: 
         Republish material from Ret's ESL Jokes 
         Sell, rent or sub-license material from Ret's ESL Jokes 
         Reproduce, duplicate or copy material from Ret's ESL Jokes 
         Redistribute content from Ret's ESL Jokes 
     This Agreement shall begin on the date hereof. Our Terms and Conditions were created with the help of the Terms And Conditions Generator. 
     Parts of this website offer an opportunity for users to post and exchange opinions and information in certain areas of the website. Ret's ESL Jokes does not filter, edit, publish or review Comments prior to their presence on the website. Comments do not reflect the views and opinions of Ret's ESL Jokes,its agents and/or affiliates. Comments reflect the views and opinions of the person who post their views and opinions. To the extent permitted by applicable laws, Ret's ESL Jokes shall not be liable for the Comments or for any liability, damages or expenses caused and/or suffered as a result of any use of and/or posting of and/or appearance of the Comments on this website. 
     Ret's ESL Jokes reserves the right to monitor all Comments and to remove any Comments which can be considered inappropriate, offensive or causes breach of these Terms and Conditions. 
     You warrant and represent that: 
         You are entitled to post the Comments on our website and have all necessary licenses and consents to do so; 
         The Comments do not invade any intellectual property right, including without limitation copyright, patent or trademark of any third party; 
         The Comments do not contain any defamatory, libelous, offensive, indecent or otherwise unlawful material which is an invasion of privacy 
         The Comments will not be used to solicit or promote business or custom or present commercial activities or unlawful activity. 
     You hereby grant Ret's ESL Jokes a non-exclusive license to use, reproduce, edit and authorize others to use, reproduce and edit any of your Comments in any and all forms, formats or media. 
     Hyperlinking to our Content 
     The following organizations may link to our Website without prior written approval: 
         Government agencies; 
         Search engines; 
         News organizations; 
         Online directory distributors may link to our Website in the same manner as they hyperlink to the Websites of other listed businesses; and 
         System wide Accredited Businesses except soliciting non-profit organizations, charity shopping malls, and charity fundraising groups which may not hyperlink to our Web site. 
     These organizations may link to our home page, to publications or to other Website information so long as the link: (a) is not in any way deceptive; (b) does not falsely imply sponsorship, endorsement or approval of the linking party and its products and/or services; and (c) fits within the context of the linking party’s site. 
     We may consider and approve other link requests from the following types of organizations: 
         commonly-known consumer and/or business information sources; 
         dot.com community sites; 
         associations or other groups representing charities; 
         online directory distributors; 
         internet portals; 
         accounting, law and consulting firms; and 
         educational institutions and trade associations. 
     We will approve link requests from these organizations if we decide that: (a) the link would not make us look unfavorably to ourselves or to our accredited businesses; (b) the organization does not have any negative records with us; (c) the benefit to us from the visibility of the hyperlink compensates the absence of Ret's ESL Jokes; and (d) the link is in the context of general resource information. 
     These organizations may link to our home page so long as the link: (a) is not in any way deceptive; (b) does not falsely imply sponsorship, endorsement or approval of the linking party and its products or services; and (c) fits within the context of the linking party’s site. 
     If you are one of the organizations listed in paragraph 2 above and are interested in linking to our website, you must inform us by sending an e-mail to Ret's ESL Jokes. Please include your name, your organization name, contact information as well as the URL of your site, a list of any URLs from which you intend to link to our Website, and a list of the URLs on our site to which you would like to link. Wait 2-3 weeks for a response. 
     Approved organizations may hyperlink to our Website as follows: 
         By use of our corporate name; or 
         By use of the uniform resource locator being linked to; or 
         By use of any other description of our Website being linked to that makes sense within the context and format of content on the linking party’s site. 
     No use of Ret's ESL Jokes's logo or other artwork will be allowed for linking absent a trademark license agreement. 
     Without prior approval and written permission, you may not create frames around our Webpages that alter in any way the visual presentation or appearance of our Website. 
     Content Liability 
     We shall not be hold responsible for any content that appears on your Website. You agree to protect and defend us against all claims that is rising on your Website. No link(s) should appear on any Website that may be interpreted as libelous, obscene or criminal, or which infringes, otherwise violates, or advocates the infringement or other violation of, any third party rights. 
     Your Privacy 
     Please read Privacy Policy 
     Reservation of Rights 
     We reserve the right to request that you remove all links or any particular link to our Website. You approve to immediately remove all links to our Website upon request. We also reserve the right to amen these terms and conditions and it’s linking policy at any time. By continuously linking to our Website, you agree to be bound to and follow these linking terms and conditions. 
     Removal of links from our website 
     If you find any link on our Website that is offensive for any reason, you are free to contact and inform us any moment. We will consider requests to remove links but we are not obligated to or so or to respond to you directly. 
     We do not ensure that the information on this website is correct, we do not warrant its completeness or accuracy; nor do we promise to ensure that the website remains available or that the material on the website is kept up to date. 
     To the maximum extent permitted by applicable law, we exclude all representations, warranties and conditions relating to our website and the use of this website. Nothing in this disclaimer will: 
         limit or exclude our or your liability for death or personal injury; 
         limit or exclude our or your liability for fraud or fraudulent misrepresentation; 
         limit any of our or your liabilities in any way that is not permitted under applicable law; or 
         exclude any of our or your liabilities that may not be excluded under applicable law. 
     The limitations and prohibitions of liability set in this Section and elsewhere in this disclaimer: (a) are subject to the preceding paragraph; and (b) govern all liabilities arising under the disclaimer, including liabilities arising in contract, in tort and for breach of statutory duty. 
     As long as the website and the information and services on the website are provided free of charge, we will not be liable for any loss or damage of any nature. 
    Privacy Policy
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           PRIVACY NOTICE     Last updated July 25, 2021           Thank you for choosing to be part of our community at __________ ("Company", "we", "us", "our"). We are committed to protecting your personal information and your right to privacy. If you have any questions or concerns about this privacy notice, or our practices with regards to your personal information, please contact us at retjoun@gmail.com.     When you visit our website jokes.rethabile-masilo.net (the "Website"),  and more generally, use any of our services (the "Services", which include the Website), we appreciate that you are trusting us with your personal information. We take your privacy very seriously. In this privacy notice, we seek to explain to you in the clearest way possible what information we collect, how we use it and what rights you have in relation to it. We hope you take some time to read through it carefully, as it is important. If there are any terms in this privacy notice that you do not agree with, please discontinue use of our Services immediately.     This privacy notice applies to all information collected through our Services (which, as described above, includes our Website), as well as, any related services, sales, marketing or events.     Please read this privacy notice carefully as it will help you understand what we do with the information that we collect.     TABLE OF CONTENTS     1. WHAT INFORMATION DO WE COLLECT?  2. HOW DO WE USE YOUR INFORMATION?  3. WILL YOUR INFORMATION BE SHARED WITH ANYONE?  4. DO WE USE COOKIES AND OTHER TRACKING TECHNOLOGIES?  5. HOW LONG DO WE KEEP YOUR INFORMATION?  6. DO WE COLLECT INFORMATION FROM MINORS?  7. WHAT ARE YOUR PRIVACY RIGHTS?  8. CONTROLS FOR DO-NOT-TRACK FEATURES  9. DO CALIFORNIA RESIDENTS HAVE SPECIFIC PRIVACY RIGHTS?  10. DO WE MAKE UPDATES TO THIS NOTICE?  11. HOW CAN YOU CONTACT US ABOUT THIS NOTICE?  12. HOW CAN YOU REVIEW, UPDATE OR DELETE THE DATA WE COLLECT FROM YOU?     1. WHAT INFORMATION DO WE COLLECT?   Personal information you disclose to us      In Short:  We collect personal information that you provide to us.      We collect personal information that you voluntarily provide to us when you express an interest in obtaining information about us or our products and Services, when you participate in activities on the Website or otherwise when you contact us.     The personal information that we collect depends on the context of your interactions with us and the Website, the choices you make and the products and features you use. The personal information we collect may include the following:     Personal Information Provided by You. We collect names; email addresses; and other similar information.     All personal information that you provide to us must be true, complete and accurate, and you must notify us of any changes to such personal information.     2. HOW DO WE USE YOUR INFORMATION?      In Short:  We process your information for purposes based on legitimate business interests, the fulfillment of our contract with you, compliance with our legal obligations, and/or your consent.      We use personal information collected via our Website for a variety of business purposes described below. We process your personal information for these purposes in reliance on our legitimate business interests, in order to enter into or perform a contract with you, with your consent, and/or for compliance with our legal obligations. We indicate the specific processing grounds we rely on next to each purpose listed below.     We use the information we collect or receive:                    To send you marketing and promotional communications. We and/or our third-party marketing partners may use the personal information you send to us for our marketing purposes, if this is in accordance with your marketing preferences. For example, when expressing an interest in obtaining information about us or our Website, subscribing to marketing or otherwise contacting us, we will collect personal information from you. You can opt-out of our marketing emails at any time (see the "WHAT ARE YOUR PRIVACY RIGHTS?" below).      Deliver targeted advertising to you. We may use your information to develop and display personalized content and advertising (and work with third parties who do so) tailored to your interests and/or location and to measure its effectiveness.       Sending a newsletter        3. WILL YOUR INFORMATION BE SHARED WITH ANYONE?     In Short:  We only share information with your consent, to comply with laws, to provide you with services, to protect your rights, or to fulfill business obligations.     We may process or share your data that we hold based on the following legal basis:     More specifically, we may need to process your data or share your personal information in the following situations:   Business Transfers. We may share or transfer your information in connection with, or during negotiations of, any merger, sale of company assets, financing, or acquisition of all or a portion of our business to another company.                 4. DO WE USE COOKIES AND OTHER TRACKING TECHNOLOGIES?     In Short:  We may use cookies and other tracking technologies to collect and store your information.     We may use cookies and similar tracking technologies (like web beacons and pixels) to access or store information. Specific information about how we use such technologies and how you can refuse certain cookies is set out in our Cookie Notice.     5. HOW LONG DO WE KEEP YOUR INFORMATION?     In Short:  We keep your information for as long as necessary to fulfill the purposes outlined in this privacy notice unless otherwise required by law.     We will only keep your personal information for as long as it is necessary for the purposes set out in this privacy notice, unless a longer retention period is required or permitted by law (such as tax, accounting or other legal requirements). No purpose in this notice will require us keeping your personal information for longer than 2 years.     When we have no ongoing legitimate business need to process your personal information, we will either delete or anonymize such information, or, if this is not possible (for example, because your personal information has been stored in backup archives), then we will securely store your personal information and isolate it from any further processing until deletion is possible.     6. DO WE COLLECT INFORMATION FROM MINORS?     In Short:  We do not knowingly collect data from or market to children under 18 years of age.     We do not knowingly solicit data from or market to children under 18 years of age. By using the Website, you represent that you are at least 18 or that you are the parent or guardian of such a minor and consent to such minor dependent’s use of the Website. If we learn that personal information from users less than 18 years of age has been collected, we will deactivate the account and take reasonable measures to promptly delete such data from our records. If you become aware of any data we may have collected from children under age 18, please contact us at retjoun@gmail.com.     7. WHAT ARE YOUR PRIVACY RIGHTS?     In Short:  In some regions, such as the European Economic Area (EEA) and United Kingdom (UK), you have rights that allow you greater access to and control over your personal information. You may review, change, or terminate your account at any time.     In some regions (like the EEA and UK), you have certain rights under applicable data protection laws. These may include the right (i) to request access and obtain a copy of your personal information, (ii) to request rectification or erasure; (iii) to restrict the processing of your personal information; and (iv) if applicable, to data portability. In certain circumstances, you may also have the right to object to the processing of your personal information. To make such a request, please use the contact details provided below. We will consider and act upon any request in accordance with applicable data protection laws.     If we are relying on your consent to process your personal information, you have the right to withdraw your consent at any time. Please note however that this will not affect the lawfulness of the processing before its withdrawal, nor will it affect the processing of your personal information conducted in reliance on lawful processing grounds other than consent.     If you are a resident in the EEA or UK and you believe we are unlawfully processing your personal information, you also have the right to complain to your local data protection supervisory authority. You can find their contact details here: http://ec.europa.eu/justice/data-protection/bodies/authorities/index_en.htm.     If you are a resident in Switzerland, the contact details for the data protection authorities are available here: https://www.edoeb.admin.ch/edoeb/en/home.html.      Cookies and similar technologies: Most Web browsers are set to accept cookies by default. If you prefer, you can usually choose to set your browser to remove cookies and to reject cookies. If you choose to remove cookies or reject cookies, this could affect certain features or services of our Website. To opt-out of interest-based advertising by advertisers on our Website visit http://www.aboutads.info/choices/.      8. CONTROLS FOR DO-NOT-TRACK FEATURES     Most web browsers and some mobile operating systems and mobile applications include a Do-Not-Track ("DNT") feature or setting you can activate to signal your privacy preference not to have data about your online browsing activities monitored and collected. At this stage no uniform technology standard for recognizing and implementing DNT signals has been finalized. As such, we do not currently respond to DNT browser signals or any other mechanism that automatically communicates your choice not to be tracked online. If a standard for online tracking is adopted that we must follow in the future, we will inform you about that practice in a revised version of this privacy notice.      9. DO CALIFORNIA RESIDENTS HAVE SPECIFIC PRIVACY RIGHTS?     In Short:  Yes, if you are a resident of California, you are granted specific rights regarding access to your personal information.     California Civil Code Section 1798.83, also known as the "Shine The Light" law, permits our users who are California residents to request and obtain from us, once a year and free of charge, information about categories of personal information (if any) we disclosed to third parties for direct marketing purposes and the names and addresses of all third parties with which we shared personal information in the immediately preceding calendar year. If you are a California resident and would like to make such a request, please submit your request in writing to us using the contact information provided below.     If you are under 18 years of age, reside in California, and have a registered account with the Website, you have the right to request removal of unwanted data that you publicly post on the Website. To request removal of such data, please contact us using the contact information provided below, and include the email address associated with your account and a statement that you reside in California. We will make sure the data is not publicly displayed on the Website, but please be aware that the data may not be completely or comprehensively removed from all our systems (e.g. backups, etc.).     10. DO WE MAKE UPDATES TO THIS NOTICE?          In Short:  Yes, we will update this notice as necessary to stay compliant with relevant laws.     We may update this privacy notice from time to time. The updated version will be indicated by an updated "Revised" date and the updated version will be effective as soon as it is accessible. If we make material changes to this privacy notice, we may notify you either by prominently posting a notice of such changes or by directly sending you a notification. We encourage you to review this privacy notice frequently to be informed of how we are protecting your information.     11. HOW CAN YOU CONTACT US ABOUT THIS NOTICE?          If you have questions or comments about this notice, you may email us at retjoun@gmail.com or by post to:     __________  __________  __________  France     12. HOW CAN YOU REVIEW, UPDATE, OR DELETE THE DATA WE COLLECT FROM YOU?          Based on the applicable laws of your country, you may have the right to request access to the personal information we collect from you, change that information, or delete it in some circumstances. To request to review, update, or delete your personal information, please submit a request form by clicking here. 
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